Monday, August 28, 2006

LYING PEDOPHILES AND DRIVING DOGS

I was planning on bitching and moaning about the JonBenet case today. More specifically, I wanted to write on the SHOCKING news that creepy bastard John Mark Karr will not be charged with her murder - simply because HE DIDN'T DO IT. I wanted to bitch about how the media gave this sick freak exactly what he wanted ... attention, spotlight, without one ounce of evidence except for this freak's word.

I'm all worked up about it. But I'm not gonna talk on it any further.

Nope, cause I found this story. And, well, frankly, its just wonderfull.


DOG'S DRIVING LESSON ENDS IN CRASH (from CNN online)

BEIJING, China (AP) -- You can teach a dog new tricks -- but driving isn't one of them.

A woman in Hohhot, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson, the official Xinhua News Agency reported Monday.

No injuries were reported although the vehicles involved were slightly damaged, Xinhua said.

The woman, identified only by her surname, Li, said her dog "was fond of crouching on the steering wheel and often watched her drive."

"She thought she would let the dog 'have a try' while she operated the accelerator and brake," the report said. "They did not make it far before crashing into an oncoming car."

Xinhua did not say what kind of dog or vehicles were involved but Li paid for repairs.




She thought she'd let the dog "have a try." Isn't that fantastic!?!?!?!?!?

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